Putin visits a school in Moscow.
He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Russians, he is our only father."
President Putin: "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Russian Motherland outstanding in her beauty, international superpower,and redeemer of all civilisations; she is our only mother."
Putin applauds and cheers. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies: "An orphan".