A man calls his wife from the office on a Friday and says, “Honey, I have a great opportunity to go on a fishing trip with the guys. The fish are supposed to really be biting. Can you do me a favor, gather my fishing gear and some clothing, along with my tackle box. Oh, could you include some extra clothing?
The husband comes home, gathers his gear and tackle box, quickly dresses in his fishing get-up, then kisses his wife goodbye.
Sunday night, the husband comes home and his wife asks him how the fishing trip went.
“Oh, it was terrible. False alarm didn’t get one bite.” He pauses. “By the way, I told you to put some extra clothing with my gear. I didn’t see it. Did you forget?”
“Oh I included it.”
“Ok, so where was it?”
She answers, firmly, “In your tackle box.”