Diverse Dilldalltråden 1.5

[berxter]

Ny tekst til Karmen fra Buran:
[video=youtube;Gz0dvPZhaTU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Gz0dvPZhaTU[/video]

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[Zomby_Woof]

Høyaktuell i disse dager: Don't beliebe a word!

 

[Steinar_Lund]

Nærmere Nirvana kommer han vel ikke...

 

[bambadoo]

'Forbrydelsen' udsat for norsk satire: »skidefissetræt af den gamle røvknalders kussekneppebusiness« - Politiken.dk

 

[Steinar_Lund]

Hehe. Den var rent søt.

 

[vredensgnag]

 

[Gjestemedlem]

 

[Gjestemedlem]

 

[vredensgnag]

 

[sorgenfri]

TRUE

 

[Slubbert]

^ Artig læll.

 

[zimon]

Fyr kjøpte trimsykkel – trodde han kom til å bruke den | NyeNyheter


fant den linken nå når jeg satt her i godstolen og googlet etter...eh...trimsykkel ...

 

[Gjestemedlem]

 

[tweakMan]

Unbiebify me!
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/unbiebify/eheaepcmhjfniepbommcadiafnnlfndc/details

Hehe...

Forøvrig, jeg gikk rundt i byen idag, så stoppet det en bil i veikanten og slapp av 3 14 -16 år gamle jenter, de gikk i 3 på rad bortigjennom rett forran meg og småsprat og småhoppet bortetter/langsetter, mens de fnisa og flirte og småsang på følgende tekst:
"we are so happy today, yes we are, we are so happy today - tihihihhihi -/repeat 3x/ we are so... "
De var helt tydeligvis glad for noe... WhaT EVER COULD THAT BE???

Jeg VEDDER på at de hadde vært på Bieber konsert en av dagene.

Så, den appen funker ikke! Hehe!!!

mvh

 

[Gjestemedlem]

 

[Steinar_Lund]

"Øl gjør menn smartere". What else is new?

Bare en slurk øl er nok - Side3

 

[vredensgnag]

Den tsjekkiske ambassaden i USA måtte gå ut og orientere amerikanerne om at det er forskjell på Tsjekkia og Tsetsjenia.

Statement of the Ambassador of the Czech Republic on the Boston terrorist attack | Embassy of the Czech Republic in Washington, D.C.

 

[sorgenfri]

 

[Gjestemedlem]

«En psykiater hadde gitt meg ideen. Hun spurte om jeg hadde tanker om å tenne på noe. Jeg tenkte: Hm, det er kanskje en god idé.» - Bergens Tidende

 

[bjarnetv]

 

[vredensgnag]

Klarer ikke å lese disse uten å le. Ulike vådeskudd i USA, en som rapporterer uke-for-uke.

Daily Kos: GunFAIL XIV

Some very noteworthy happenings this week. Five GunFAILs among the "highly trained" class (cops and National Guardsmen) this time. Two concealed carry ninja FAILS: a drop & discharge in a WalMart, and a permit-seeker who shot himself in class. Speaking of which, we also had an instructor who accidentally put a bullet in the wall while lecturing a gun safety class. Two quick-draw artists had accidents this week, one shooting himself and one shooting and killing a 9-year-old girl.
Speaking of which, this week's 11 child victims of GunFAIL are (or were) aged 2, 3, 6, 6, 7, 7, 8, 9, 13, 14 and 16.In the "most improved" category: just one cleaner of a loaded gun was found this week, and just three shot through walls and into their neighbors' property. Well done, and let's keep those numbers low!

Of special note: Rock Hill, SC scores its 5th mention in two months in our GunFAIL lists. I think that's probably some kind of per capita record. In case you're interested, here's a recap: 1) Man shot cleaning his gun, 2/15; 2) Man shot cleaning his gun, 3/06; 3) Man shoots own ass sitting down at Steak n' Shake, 3/19; 4) Man cleaning gun shoots into neighbor's apartment,3/30; 5) Man shoots himself during target practice, 4/15.

Another special note: The Chief of Police of Medina, OH, who briefed the press there following that town's "Gun Appreciation Day" accidental shooting at the local gun show (one of three that day, if you recall) has... accidentally shot himself.​

 

[Gjestemedlem]

Skål

 

[Gjestemedlem]

 

[Gjestemedlem]

Conservative Koch Brothers turning focus to U.S. newspapers | Toronto Star

 

[BurntIsland]

 

[Gjestemedlem]

 

[Torja]

 

[Steinar_Lund]

[FONT=&quot]When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this Security crap,

I did just as she had instructed.

After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should position my credit card.

None-the-less, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors.[/FONT]
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[Valentino]

 

[Gjestemedlem]

 

[realist]

 

[Gjestemedlem]

 

[Gjestemedlem]

Funny Newspaper Headings - Imgur

 

[Slubbert]

BBC News - In pictures: Renegades - the heavy metal sub-culture of Botswana

 

[ErosLoveking]

BBC News - In pictures: Renegades - the heavy metal sub-culture of Botswana

Barskt!

 

[Poirot]

[video=youtube;W_IzYUJANfk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=W_IzYUJANfk[/video]

 

[Gjestemedlem]

 

[sorgenfri]

Meet Compressorhead, The World’s First Robot-Only Band

[video=youtube;3RBSkq-_St8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3RBSkq-_St8[/video]

 

[Boffen]

Russland, (selvsagt)

 

[sorgenfri]