The Equipment Swap:
An audiophile tells his wife, "I’m thinking of getting a new DAC."
She responds, "But you just got one last month!"
He says, "Yes, but this one has an even higher bit rate. It’ll make all the difference."
She replies, "Will it make you happy?"
He pauses and says, "For about a week."
The Audiophile's Dilemma:
An audiophile walks into a HiFi store and asks, "What's the best way to improve my sound quality?"
The salesman replies, "You could move your chair a bit closer."
The Cable Conundrum:
How many audiophiles does it take to change a light bulb?
One to do it, and fifty to debate whether the new bulb affects the room’s acoustics.