A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
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> The girl was wearing a fire fighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
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> 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the fire fighter said with admiration..
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> 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The fire fighter looked a little closer.
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> The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles..
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> 'Little partner,' the fire fighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'
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> The little girl replied thoughtfully,
> 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren'