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[BurntIsland]

Oroa dig inte - det ordnar sig aldrig.

Gösta Ågren 1968

 

[coolbiz]

Det er rimelig å tro at CIA hadde fått like mange ærlige svar ved bruk av solkremspray som ved waterboarding.

(fra en fjesbokvenn av meg)

 

[Gjestemedlem]

 

[Gjestemedlem]

The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.

 

[coolbiz]

“There are three classes of people: Those who see. Those who see when they are shown. Those who do not see.” - Leonardo Da Vinci

 

[Pink_Panther]

"We're more popular than Jesus now." John Lennon

Man kan trygt si den uttalelsen skapte rabalder.

 

[Gjestemedlem]

 

[ePi]

There are three kinds of men.
The one that learns by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Will Rogers

 

[ragnaroien]

"If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working....?"

 

[Zomby_Woof]

Den som vet hvordan lover og pølser blir laget, får aldri mer en rolig natts søvn.

Otto von Bismarck

 

[Class]

"Those cows, they are outstanding in their field!"
-Mia Zapata

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side."
-Hunter S. Thompson

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that"
-Dr. Martin Luther King

"There are no wrong notes."
- Miles Davis

“If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.”
— Robert Sewell

"Music is the weapon of the future."
-Fela Kuti

"Somebody was trying to tell me that CDs are better than vinyl because they don't have any surface noise. I said, "Listen, mate, *life* has surface noise."
-John Peel

"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
- Sir Terry Pratchett

"Without music, life would be a mistake."
-Nietzsche

"I've said that playing the blues is like having to be black twice. Stevie Ray Vaughan missed on both counts, but I never noticed."
- B.B. King

Ringo: I'm the best drummer in the world!
Lennon: You're not even the best drummer in the band.

“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party.”
― Nick Hornby

-An interviewer with a wooden leg to Frank Zappa: "With your long hair, from where I am sitting, you could be a woman."
-Zappa: "From where I’m sitting, you could be a table."

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

 

[Syncrolux]

"There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't"
(ukjent)

 

[kasol]

Kul er vel feil but interesting

Hermann Goering - "Naturally the common people don't want war ... but after all, it is the leaders of a country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along.... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger"

Patton: "A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."

 

[zerum]

Han var en vis mann,som oppfant ølet. -Platon.

 

[Valentino]

Min far, mens han ser på mine sønner i fri utfoldelse:
- Det kan veldig fort gå bra.

 

[Zomby_Woof]

Eller bestefaren min. Han skulle sjøsette en båt, og låsen på vinsjen glapp så sveiva tok en runde og klappa til over ankelen. Det så ut som han hadde en mørkeblå slalomstøvel på den ene foten.

Kan'kje plag' dokter'n me' de' hær.

 

[Cash 63]

Socker-Conny

 

[Sluket]

En annen svensk klassiker (om skjegg);

"varfør odlar man i fejset det som vakser vilt i røven?"

 

[Pink_Panther]

Min svigerfar til sin sønn da denne var i slutten av tenårene og anså seg som voksen: Du er ikke voksen før det lugger i ræven når du driter.

 

[cruiser]

Vis vedlegget 272262

"You dont have ketchup on pasta, its not a fucking hamburger" Little Steven, Lillyhammer

 

[Proffen]

"Jeg har ikke alltid rett, men jeg tar heller aldri feil....."

 

[Pink_Panther]

Alle kan ta feil, jeg husker som om det var igår da jeg selv tok feil.

 

[ePi]

“What is a country? A country is a piece of land surrounded on all sides by boundaries, usually unnatural.
Englishmen are dying for England, Americans are dying for America, Germans are dying for Germany, Russians are dying for Russia.
There are now fifty or sixty countries fighting in this war. Surely so many countries can't all be worth dying for.”

[...]

Anything worth living for,' said Nately, 'is worth dying for.'
And anything worth dying for,' answered the sacrilegious old man, 'is certainly worth living for.”

Joseph Heller, Catch 22

 

[Gjestemedlem]

“I want you to remember, that no poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it, by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.”
― George S. Patton Jr

 

[Townes]

Vetkje om denne passer helt inn og i tillegg er forståelig for andre enn striler, men eg syns det var en knallreplikk dengang. Uansett, min morfar var litt av en karakter. Vi (søskenbarn i ganske spredt alder) pleide besøke ham dann og vann, bl.a. ved juletider.

Første jula etter han og mormor ble skilt satt vi uti stova til gamlingen, og en fetter av meg ( rundt 12-14 år dengang) såg ei kikkertveske hengende over ei gardinstang. Fettern lurte på denne veska:

"Ka e det Bjarne? Har du fått deg ny dama?" - Han nikket mot veska.

Svaret fra gamlingen kom kontant:

"Høh??? Dama??? Høh! Da e te kikkerten. Da ska fan ikkje inn noke menneskje her med to hål onna navlo så lengje eg leve".

Det fikk han forøvrig rett i.

 

[Brum]

Sometime in 1959, multinational technology and consulting corporation IBM released a statement saying that “The world potential market for copying machines is 5000 at most .It had no market large enough to justify production”. Today, photocopying machines are among the most valuable machines that cannot be absent in any business setting. One can never imagine a school, a commercial or government office operating while devoid of a photocopier.

 

[Brum]

Several years ago, American business magnate and programmer Bill Gates hilariously predicted, “We will never make a 32 bit operating system.” The famous chief operating officer of Microsoft Corporation proved himself wrong when Microsoft released graphical operating system Windows 98 on May 15, 1998. It is a hybrid 16/32 bit operating system that has an MS-DOS based boot stage.

 

[emotikon]

Min da 94 år gamle morfar;
"Guten min, den dagjen ej slutte å sjå på kvinnfolk, kan ej like godt legge mej i kistå - og spikre igjen frå innsidå!"

 

[Daniel62]

Mulig den er brukt før:

Churcills svar til MP Lady Astor (eller MP Bessie Braddock) da en av dem kritiserte ham for å være påseilet:

'My dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly'

 

[grammofon]

NRK-reportasje for en del år siden:

DNC og Kreditkassen har dominert norsk bankvesen i "til sammen nesten 300 år".

 

[Zomby_Woof]

Woman. Move my feet, I can't see the TV.

Al Bundy

 

[Kramer1]

" LSD is a drug that occasionally causes psychotic behaviour in people who haven`t tried it" - Timothy Leary
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[TT.]

"It's not the fart that kills, it's the smell!
Petter Solberg

 

[decibelius]

Ich bin ein Berlinerbolle.

 

[decibelius]

Min da 94 år gamle morfar;
"Guten min, den dagjen ej slutte å sjå på kvinnfolk, kan ej like godt legge mej i kistå - og spikre igjen frå innsidå!"

<hehe gamle menn

 

[Crusty]

En annen svensk klassiker (om skjegg);

"varfør odlar man i fejset det som vakser vilt i røven?"

 

[coolbiz]

Ikke så kult, men desverre fremdeles relevant.



Nehru var Indias første statsminister etter frigjøringen.

 

[noruego]

[h=1]“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.”[/h]Oscar Wilde

 

[TT.]

Fra ukjent:

 

[Proffen]

"Enten så spiller du dum, eller så har du fjernet all tvil...."

mvh
Proffen