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Dick Handler Quartet ( ADULT )

There once was a group of gospel singers
The Dick Handler quartet was their name
They grew in their popularity
Having quite a great deal of fame

People used to laugh when they saw their name
Asking questions to how it came about
Dick would say but it's my real name
But those around him had their doubt

They played in churches and chapels
The Dick Handler quartet had a great sound
People used to flock there to see them
But they kept their feet on the ground

The priests and the vicars protested
The name Dick Handler had to go
Because of all those who were sniggering
As they were introduced before the show

The bishops and the cardinals gathered
A Dick Handler conclave was set
The pious men agreed it was no good
Just how famous would Dick Handler get

Would they get there through musical merit
Or just people who laughed at their name
The clergy all blaming each other
For Dick Handlers rise to fame

It was agreed among the Catholics
Who were Dick Handlers of renown
There filthy habits were well known
All around the neighbouring towns

The conclave made a decision
The church was shocked without doubt
Due to the pope being hard of hearing
The cardinals really had to shout

But none the less the edict was written
Priests were granted one day of relief
Where they were allowed to masturbate
Which was really beyond their belief

This day said the pope will be special
Palm Sunday shall be its name
Ever since that Dick Handler Conclave
Things have never been the same

Dick Handler has now become a saint
His music is revered by them all
How this man changed the face of religion
Never known since the time of the fall

So now all those who sniggered
As they heard Dick Handlers name
Now have to bow their heads in reverence
And Remember their mocking with shame

 

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Kålbjørn fra Tromsdalen kom til fastlegen med et meget spesielt problem. Du skjønne de dåktor at æ får ståkuk når æ spelle trækkspell førrklarte han.
Etter en rimelig grundig fysiologisk undersøkelse, blei de enig om at han skulle ta trækkspelle med seg neste uke for videre undersøkelser.
Dagen kom og vår venn stilte opp hos dåktorn. Fikk beskjed om å kle av seg nedentil og begynne å spille. Han drog i gang og spooooing sa det, og snurrebassen sto som et breækkjærn opp mot himmelen.
Dåktorn ba ham å kle på seg og sette seg ned.
- Ja ka dåktorn trur det kain være? E æ sjuk?
- Kjære Kolbjørn, de e fan ikkje rart at du får ståkuk, du spelle jo som ei fetta..

 

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Skulle ikke være noen fare for det...

 

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Var det før man fant opp sugerør?

 

[Hønndjevelen]

Var det før man fant opp sugerør?

Det må ha vært de som fant opp sugerøret!

 

[Snickers-is]

"And that's how the straw was invented..."

 

[Asbjørn]

Av en eller annen grunn fikk det meg til å tenke på salige Lydia Pinkham og hennes medicinal compund.

Lydia Pinkham - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Lydia Estes Pinkham (born Estes; February 9, 1819 – May 17, 1883) was an American inventor and marketer of an herbal-alcoholic "women's tonic" for menstrual and menopausal problems, which medical experts dismissed as a quack remedy, but which is still on sale today in a modified form.

It was the aggressive marketing of Pinkham's Vegetable Compound that raised its profile, while also rallying the skeptics. Long, promotional copy would dramatise "women's weakness", "hysteria" and other themes commonly referenced at the time. Pinkham urged women to write to her personally, and she would maintain the correspondence in order to expose the customer to more persuasive claims for the remedy. Clearly the replies were not all written by Pinkham herself, as they continued after her death.

Drinking songs describing the humorous invigorating effects of some food or medicine form are widespread, and the fact that Pinkham's medicine was marketed for "female complaints" made it especially vulnerable to ribald fantasies about what it might cure. A further reason that a humble women's tonic could become the subject of such a song – and an increasing success in the twenties and early thirties – was its availability as a 40 proof drink during the Prohibition era.

 

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synes denne var litt kul : )

 

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Av en eller annen grunn fikk det meg til å tenke på salige Lydia Pinkham og hennes medicinal compund.

Og det igjen fikk meg til å tenke på Mortimer Granville og Hysteria

 

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[Asbjørn]

Og det igjen fikk meg til å tenke på Mortimer Granville og Hysteria

Obskur trivia factoid: Fyren lengst til venstre på videoklippet med the Scaffold er Mike McGear, artist-aliaset for Sir Paul McCartney’s lillebror Michael McCartney.

 

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Closing in...

 

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Kontaktannonse....

 

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