Litt humor påfyll takk!

[Festus]

Snart valg - ikke gjør som han her - eller jo kanskje i protest mot dagens topp politikere

 

[Aerik]

 

[Sluket]

What did the drummer call his two daughters?

Anna one, Anna two.

What det the Drummer call ALL his daughters including the three daughters from his previous marriage??

Anna one, Anna two
Anna one, two, three...

Jada, den var bløt men så er jeg en softie også da

 

[Torja]

 

[kasol]

 

[PederP]

 

[PederP]

 

[Bartesam]

 

[Aerik]

 

[ePi]

 

[Panama Red]

 

[Aerik]

 

[Nitram]

 

[Panama Red]

 

[BT]

 

[TT.]

 

[Hedde]

 

[johnblund]

 

[SAL]

Mvh.
SAL

 

[xerxes]

Blandede følelser?
Når svigermor kjører utfor ett stup med den nye Ferrari`n din.......
Yesss, nei....

Mvh.
SAL

Nå er vel sjansen for at jeg får ferrari, og at svigermor begynner å kjøre bil omtrent lik.

 

[Fenalaar]

 

[PederP]

 

[BT]

 

[BT]

 

[Aerik]

 

[BurntIsland]

Vis vedlegget 950646

Det har blitt foreslått at like før man dør, bør man spise så mye upoppa korn som man klarer, for å forårsake en uforglemmelig kremasjon.

 

[lurvis]

 

[kasol]

 

[lurvis]

Som alle vet er det sprengstoff i kabeltrådene på HiFi sentralen!

 

[Hønndjevelen]

Som alle vet er det sprengstoff i kabeltrådene på HiFi sentralen!

Vis vedlegget 950793

Skal jeg gjette?
Audiolab 8000 Cyrus CDspiller og en aldrende LP12
Blow away!

 

[Todani]

Ja ja , dere får klare dere best som kan på jobb i morgen. Jeg er i Portugal, og her kommer en lokal (?) vits.
"Når jeg sa at jeg får se om den passer, refererte jeg til skoen".

 

[4-string]

Kjempeidé.

 

[4-string]

A young boy went to his father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

His father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.”

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

She replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied.

"Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially' you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically' we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."

 

[Festus]

Ut å plukke sopp … ehh nei takk

 

[BT]

 

[BT]

 

[coolbiz]

 

[HasseBasse]

Hvem har ikke alltid drømt om å få til noe liknende

 

[Aerik]

 

[PederP]