Litt humor påfyll takk!

[PederP]

 

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[haraldo]

Illinois Bikers

A group of Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge .
So they stopped.Ron, their leader, a big burly man, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?" She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, Ron gets applause from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous if you rode with me.
Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

(It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.)

 

[haraldo]

A Scottish, English and Irish

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, in a NY City bar.

"As good as this is," said the Scottish, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth.

"Well, Angus," said the English, "at my local pub in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irish, "back home in my favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"

The English and Scottish were suspicious of the claims.

The Irish swore every word was true.

"Did this actually happen to you?" they asked.

"No not me self, personally, no," admitted the Irish,
"but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."

 

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[Aurora]

Den var nå ikke helt snill, akkurat...

 

[weld77]

Den var nå ikke helt snill, akkurat...

Flytet var jo heller aldri i vannet selv om det stoppet utenfor rullebanen.

 

[Aurora]

Nei.. men selv som legmann har jeg såpass peil på flyoperasjoner at under slike forhold er det de små marginer som gjelder.... kunne fort gått mye verre...

 

[xerxes]

Nei.. men selv som legmann har jeg såpass peil på flyoperasjoner at under slike forhold er det de små marginer som gjelder.... kunne fort gått mye verre...

Ja, og alle som har vært på Årø vet at det på 3 sider aldri er langt til vannet!

 

[Spiralis]

Et langt liv innen luftfart har lært meg i alle fall to ting.
Litt flaks er alltid greit å ha.
Så lenge ingen har omkommet er det greit å vitse om det!

 

[Asbjørn]

Et langt liv innen luftfart har lært meg i alle fall to ting.
Litt flaks er alltid greit å ha.
Så lenge ingen har omkommet er det greit å vitse om det!

I flybransjen heter det vel også at «Every landing you can walk away from is a good one. If you can reuse the airplane, it is excellent.»

Min fastlege sa engang at litt svart humor hjelper i hans bransje. Det jeg kanskje ikke likte der og da var at han satt med mine prøvesvar i hånden.

 

[Panama Red]

 

[haraldo]

Runway overrun er alltid ekstremt farlig og oftest med dødelig utfall!

 

[Asbjørn]

Runway overrun er alltid ekstremt farlig og oftest med dødelig utfall!

Det var kanskje ikke så merkelig at det var helt stille fra cockpit noen sekunder før ordren om evakuering ble gitt i dette tilfellet. Om det også ble beordret undertøysbytte der fremme vet jeg ikke.

 

[bambi]

 

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[PederP]

 

[Kjell_Kranzberg]

One morning Mike says to his wife:
I think we should change our last name to Oxlong.

Five hours later the wife finally understands why her husband wants to be called Mike Oxlong, and replies:
You have a tiny one.