“Don’t you worry, son. I’ll protect those who buy american amplifiers. They amplify so much more than those woke, electrical amplifiers. I’ll make sure you get your equipment as soon as I’m President. One hour. I know very fine people. The best.”
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ChatGPT gjorde det betre enn meg, så eg gjev hen ordet:
"Nobody makes amplifiers like America—nobody! Best sound, best power, MADE IN THE USA. No cheap imports, no cutting corners. Just pure, beautiful AMERICAN quality. Guitarists know it, bands know it, the world knows it. Keep rocking, keep winning!
"
"If you buy American amplifiers, you’re making America stronger—and I’ll make sure you’re protected. Whether it’s trade or, if necessary, MILITARY POWER, we stand with those who support American greatness. Nobody messes with us. AMERICA FIRST!
"
"McIntosh amplifiers—absolute BEAUTY! That iconic blue glow, pure class. And guess what? Powered by the strength of American COAL—clean, reliable, unstoppable. They look great, sound better, and run on the backbone of our nation. AMERICA WINS AGAIN!
"
"Japanese direct-drive turntables—amazing quality, I’ll admit it. But here’s the deal: we’re going to bring that greatness to AMERICA. Tariffs, tough negotiations—whatever it takes. Soon, the BEST turntables will be MADE IN THE USA. No more imports!
"
Den
“Don’t you worry, son. I’ll protect those who buy american amplifiers. They amplify so much more than those woke, electrical amplifiers. I’ll make sure you get your equipment as soon as I’m President. One hour. I know very fine people. The best.”
Men den har jo knapt plass til lisensen til Nova'en
